Indeed, I Do Not Have a Magic Wand

At Dinner Tonight

Addie: Can I have a treeeat?!

Daddy: They are not done yet.

Addie: (Begins to cry and yell) But I want a treat!

Daddy: What do you want me to do wave my magic wand and make the cookies be done?

Addie: (In a whiney voice) You don't have a magic wand.